Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
I can’t remember them all. But I remember I had:
That guy in Princess Diaries 2
(AKA Chris Pine)
That guy in New York Minute
(AKA Jared Padalecki)
and Char from Ella Enchanted
(AKA Hugh Dancy)
- In conclusion—even when I was young I had REALLY good taste in men.
when she says her parents arent home
this nigga is a motherfucking helicopter propeller
…….oh m y go d
Carlos Villanueva freezes Jayson Werth with a 57-mph breaking ball..
is that hermione granger
It’s LeviOsa not levio-ra-ra-ah- ah-aaah.
omg. that comment ^
Numen/ For Use - For Use used thick transparent sticky tape to create an interactive installation. By stretching, sticking and wrapping thick layers of tape around grounded pillars, beams, trees or whatever standing objects exist in the chosen space Numen/ For Use create a web of tendon tunnels and spaces that can be accessed and crawled through, strong enough to carry human weight. From afar the installation appears like an interwoven structure of bending elastic pipes.
i thought this was spiderweb and i was HORRIFIED
i thought this was Mirkwood in a Middle Earth Theme park…
I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists
Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started
He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life
It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo
you’re a burglar now
don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save
The funny thing is that, like, everybody gets our names wrong.
Everybody gets Fili and Kili wrong. Even Peter would go, "Kili— Fili."
These are friggin’ awesome.
wait what i don’t get it
Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol
I actually hate her
are you fucking kidding me
beginning to dislike her more and more
she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??
but wow what a bitch
And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.
This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.
Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”
So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.
Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog.
I love this show so much. And I’m glad there was already an explanation written for why Jennifer was being a bitch when I scrolled down because I didn’t feel like typing one out.
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
Ajax the Greater waited godamned 5000 years to get that recognition.
So I am a total fuck up. I very easily did the stupidest thing on the planet and potentially ruined the best thing that ever happened to me, the best friend I ever had and the best relationship I will ever have.
But I will earn your trust again. The way I acted was wrong, immature, and stupid. But it was unintentional. That’s the worse. But I still care about you more than anything. I will never stop trying.
I know you still care about me and I know that you have major trust issues because of how other people have treated you.
But I’m never giving up on us. It will take time and patience, but I am willing to do anything it takes to get you back. You are my future. You are my everything.
This is a turning point in my life. I am sorry that I hurt you in the process, but I can honestly say that this is a lesson learned and I’m never going back, the only way is forward and up. I am a better version of myself.
I’m still looking up.
it will be okay.